Chris Greisman - Originally posted: 2013-06-20 16:44:42-0400
This
is a t-shirt from a dojo in Philadelphia my mother-in-law studied at.
The wise sayings are from a visiting Taijitsu master (I think I've heard
some of these before...). In case you can't make out the text:
The Ten Commandments of Buyu Taijitsu
1. The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
2. Indecision is the key to adaptability.
3. Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
4. Anything worth fighting for is also worth fighting dirty for.
5. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
6. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
7. Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
8. Things are always darkest before they go completely black.
9. There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
10. The more you run over a dead cat the flatter it gets.
The Ten Commandments of Buyu Taijitsu
1. The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
2. Indecision is the key to adaptability.
3. Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
4. Anything worth fighting for is also worth fighting dirty for.
5. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
6. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
7. Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
8. Things are always darkest before they go completely black.
9. There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
10. The more you run over a dead cat the flatter it gets.
