Chris GreismanChris Greisman - 2015-05-22 10:31:53-0400 - Updated: 2015-05-22 11:05:53-0400
 

It's almost June, and I still feel like a collection of chops & steaks & offal from the meat case, tightly held together with layers of plastic wrap, formed in an approximation of the shape of the original animal, whenever I have to interact with the rest of the world.

Out too long, I start to leak & fall apart & sag grotesquely. Everyone is polite, pretends not to notice-- a triumph of social conditioning & restraint, especially when the misshapen, animated bag of meat (is it supposed to be a..? was it a...? I shouldn't stare....) is fishing chips out of the communal snack bowl.

If I make it home in one piece, the cling film might hold together just long enough for necessary chores to get done (or not) before the layers separate, stretch, & burst and I revert to my resting state as a pile of oozing meat & bones.

I'm not sure what can be done. Mismatched parts sewn back together like a monster? Roast the parts for my friends to critique (She was chewy and tough in parts..., I thought she tasted a little gamy.., ....tender, but too much gristle...)? Some other strained metaphor? I'm running out of crazy glue.


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