Chris Greisman - 2013-08-03 02:41:54-0400 - Updated: 2013-08-03 09:52:51-0400

 

My impressions of the Wolverine movie. Minor spoilerage:

-I don't think that kind of explosion moves that slowly...
-What a tacky CGI bear!
-Forgot he also had Mutant Sense of Smell.
-Tokyo! *swoon*
-Is that the same house they used in Kill Bill vol. 1?
-COOL GLASSES! She must be the villain.
-Ummm... I think there's this saying about absolute power... I dunno...
-I must buy the DVD for this fight scene alone!
-Hello Shibuya! Why did they cover up the signs for your Tokyu Hands outlet?
-Hey that looks like the Ueno Station walkways (wide shot: Ueno Station sign). Bingo!
-Shinkansen!!!1!!
-I think I recognize those vegetables.
-No, your phone couldn't possibly be tapped, this isn't America...
-The ONE time you don't stick your claws in metal...
-Ooh! I love a good self-surgery scene!
-Ninjas!
-OK, this is a rip off of Kick Ass now.
-Good thing you remained aligned while that healed...
-Going back to Tokyo and your wide shot is of Disney Park Tokyo...?
-Wolverine on a Motorcycle. It's required.
-Techno fortress that looks like a giant pagoda? Check.
-Ninjas!
-Why don't you just claw the cables?
-Giant mecha suit? Check.
-(Hubby informs me this is the Silver Samurai?)
-Ouch.
-I think he would be suspicious you kissed him so readily after his betrayal. Ok but he is a guy, and you were the one good with knives.
-Of course she also sheds her skin. Duh.
-Awwwwww! Ouch again!
-Ouchie ouch ouch awwwwww!
-Yep, absolute power, yadda yadda, etc. etc.
- What a waste of Adamantium. Hope they recycle it.
-Apparently, into shiny jewelery. ..
-Retro claws. I have mixed feelings about this.
-Stay after for a worthwhile Easter Egg!